Disc 1. Four hundred cartons of undeclared cigarettes and a niblingo --
Future Worf and the margarita of the South Pacific --
Passion's harvest and a Sheldocracy --
Blonde ambition and the concept of zero --
A resident advisor and the word 'sketchy' --
An ugly car, an affair and some kickass football --
A tougher nut and a note on file --
Legalese and a whole hoo-ha --
College dropouts and the Medford miracle --
Pancake Sunday and textbook flirting --
Ruthless, toothless and a week of bed rest --
Disc 2. A baby shower and testosterone-rich banter --
A frat party, a sleepover and the mother of all blisters --
A launch party and a whole human being --
Teen angst and a smart-boy walk of shame --
A stolen truck and going on the lam --
A German folk song and an actual adult --
Little green men and a fella's marriage proposal --
A new weather girl and a stay-at-home coddler --
German for beginners and a crazy old man with a bat --
A romantic getaway and a Germanic meat-based diet --
A tornado, a ten-hour flight and a darn fine ring.