Carl Hiaasen

"Palm Beach. A prominent high-society matron -- who happens to be a fierce supporter of the President and founding member of the POTUSSIES -- has gone missing at a swank gala. When the wealthy dowager Kiki Pew Fitzsimmons is later found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt. The President immediately declares that Kiki Pew was the victim of rampaging immigrant hordes. This, as it turns out, is far from the truth. Meanwhile, a bizarre discovery...